For various reasons, I just do not do the close shave thing. About the best I do is use a beard trimmer with no guard to mow my terrorist training kit growth down to a minimal stubble. Well, this morning was a cluster of major proportions. A little piece of stubble flew up and executed a perfect triple twisting, reverse two and a half into my right eye. I finally managed to flush the thing out after nine hours of misery. Blech!
Non Sequitur 