Ladies’ Night!

WASHINGTON—As part of his administration’s continued efforts to stimulate the economy and liven up a slow weeknight, President Obama announced today that, effective immediately, Tuesdays will be half-off for ladies nationwide. “It is imperative to our economic health that we inject capital wisely and get some blondes in here, preferably hot young ones,” said Obama, who submitted a proposal before Congress to increase tube-top usage by 200 percent. “We can only escape this recession with the full cooperation of the American people—so ladies, please, bring your girlfriends. When did this country turn into such a sausage fest?” According to estimates by the Department of the Interior, the first national Ladies’ Night will be attended by an estimated 117 million men and one bachelorette party.


3 Responses to “Ladies’ Night!”

  1. June 9, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    Are coconut shell boobs really attractive to men? Just wondering…

  2. June 10, 2009 at 7:50 am

    Not so much. Left and center are clearly implants. I grabbed the first picture that, umm, made an impact…

  3. June 10, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    I’m glad to hear that it’s not so attractive and I really feel sorry for those women at age 75… I mean who wants coconut shells banging against their kneecaps?

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