So last night I had a hankerin’ for Chinese food. Packed the family up in the Urban Assault Vehicle and headed off to our favorite place. Lo Mein, Mongolian chicken, Sczechuan beef and scallops, Garlic shrimp, soup and dumplings. Paid the tab with cash and realized that I had money left over for the girls allowances. I casually tossed them some bills and tossed some to wife. My oldest said, matter of factly, “Look, Daddy is making it rain for his bee-atches!”. My life (or theirs) may soon end.