Ah, the things we do in the name of “research and development”. I’m in the firearms business. We make specialized accessories for firearms. Making sure that they work is pretty important. Now, to be candid, nobody outside of military and law enforcement has a true need for a belt-fed automatic weapon. One like the M249 SAW‘s, pictured above. But there sure is an awful lot of want involved and, sometimes, want is plenty. I’ll be furthering our R&D efforts with a shiny new edition of this weapon. I promise not to have too much fun.