Phelps & Britney?

Michael Phelps is the part-man, part-dolphin that actually gave us a reason to watch the over-hyped, over-marketed, over-produced Olympics. Between NBC’s blatant overlooking of China’s checkered politics and the commercialization and licensing of every Olympic moment (not sure I’ll even get away with using the O word twice in this blog post…), it’s a wonder people are actually paying attention. But he managed to pull off his 8th gold medal and even earned kudos from Mark Spitz, former holder of the medal count crown. He has become an ambassador for all that is good, wholesome, successful and American. That is why I think he should start dating Britney Spears. Let’s face it… the pop tart has some image problems. And judging by the number of folks who continue to want to see the image of her hoochie on this blog, she needs some major help. The two would make the perfect celebrity couple. Just sayin’…


2 Responses to “Phelps & Britney?”

  1. August 18, 2008 at 1:17 am

    Why do you hate Mark Phelps?

  2. August 18, 2008 at 8:03 am

    I don’t really… It’s just that I enjoy the facility of reducto ad absurdum.

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