I have not been clubbing in a very long time. It just takes too much… energy! But lots of folks still do it and there are still lines out the wazoo to get into the “best clubs” and such. Does posing as a DJ hel get you through the line? BoingBoing details an Aussie adventure trying the stunt. Speaking as somebody who actually used to DJ in clubs, I can assure you that the job is rather demanding if you actually have to start doing it.