Personal Hygiene

I saw this on BoingBoing and clicked on over to Amazon to find out if it was a joke or not. Apparently, there’s a whole product line designed to keep the berries dry and fresh…

Product Description
Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded “bat wing” syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance, for anyone else who plans to work in your close quarters. Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness. A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits.


2 Responses to “Personal Hygiene”

  1. July 12, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    Vaguely macho, vaguely metro-sexual Gold Bond body powder, how novel.

  2. July 13, 2008 at 8:27 am

    I love the smell of Gold Bond in the morning… It smells like… tingly comfort. And much cheaper than Balla!

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