09
May
08

Step In Sh*t or Full Of Sh*t?

Some stories just cannot be made up.

NORWALK, Conn. – A New York woman has filed a $100 claim against Norwalk saying a family outing to the Maritime Aquarium was ruined by dog feces. The woman claims her child’s shoes, along with the entire outing, were ruined when her 1-year-old stepped in dog feces outside the Maritime Garage. City attorney M. Jeffry Spahr said the official response is that her claim is denied and in his words, “poop happens.” Kelly DeBrocky, of Mahopac, N.Y., wants the city to reimburse her for $54 she spent replacing her toddler’s ruined shoes and the expenses for parking and aquarium admission on April 5.

Perhaps she should keep an eye on her child and teach him/her early on not to step into shit. Else they could wind up being as full of it as his/her mother.

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1 Response to “Step In Sh*t or Full Of Sh*t?”


  1. May 12, 2008 at 11:09 pm

    This is hilarious. I have a 1 year old granddaughter and I can so see this happening. Replace the shoes? How about a clothespin and cleaning them up? And what responsible parent of a 1 year old goes on an outing without a change and clothing AND shoes? And a full pack of wetwipes?


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