Spear Fishing In The USA!

Imagine a large expanse of frozen lake. Frozen so thick that it will hold your body weight and that of a bunch of other moderately unstable fisherpersons. You pick your spot and erect a flimsy tent to protect yourself from the wind (and your beer from the other anglers). You then cut a hole in the ice and wait. You have no rod and reel. Rather, your weapon is merely a spear. When an unsuspecting sturgeon swims under your hole… WHAM! Fish kabob! Ed Blatz bagged a 78 inch, 172 sturgeon that way. Unfortunately, that catch also closed down the spear season for sturgeon in Wisconsin where Blatz was “fishing”. Yep, there’s a cap on how many can be caught with a spear. No word yet on the hand grenade fishing lobby…


2 Responses to “Spear Fishing In The USA!”

  1. 1 LCarrara
    January 20, 2009 at 12:08 am

    Do ALL hunters have a small penis???

  2. January 20, 2009 at 8:34 am

    Not really. It’s been my experience that many people who whine about hunters have one, though (or seem to have chosen a partner with one). But what does this have to do with a FISHING post?

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