10
Feb
08

Weirdness Invented and Personified

From Inventorspot

United States patent 5163447 is for a Force-Sensitive, Sound-Playing Condom! That’s right, it’s a musical condom! This baby looks and acts like a traditional condom and yet, manages to go a step further by incorporating “a chip-controlled piezoelectric sound transducer (18) which plays a melody or voiced message when during intercourse the contacts of the sound-playing unit are closed and the transducer is activated” by forceful movements. Just think of all the fun you’ll have – besides the sex of course.

Frankly (sorry about the pun), the only music that should be playing during this maneuver is something from Barry White and the Love Unlimited Orchestra…

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