Archive for January 9th, 2008

09
Jan
08

Teach Gives a Great Hummer

Let’s get one salient point out of the way: I’m sure that most males (and every teenaged one) would agree that there is no such thing as bad receipt of the oral favor. Now that that is out of the way… if you were a 16 year old boy and the teacher pictured above wanted to give you a hummer in a darkened classroom, would you say yes? Would you then brag about it afterwards? The woman pictured is Sharon Hrozek. This teacher in the Spring School District near Houston is accused of just that. Thing is… this is the third teacher/student incident in Spring. Sheesh!

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09
Jan
08

No Place Else Is…

Chili’s restaurant. Including Chili’s. It was begun back in the mid 70’s in the Dallas area. Houston got one of the very first expansion locations shortly thereafter. Good burgers, good fries, good chili, cold, tasty beverages. Even the glam on the walls was genuine chili cookoff memorabilia.

Now, the food is somewhat tasty, but boring. It’s just like every other casual dining experience. Fried this and that, Buffalo wings, lettuce wraps, ribs, grilled chicken Caesar salad… Hard to tell it apart from Friday’s, Bennigan’s, Appleby’s, Cheddar’s, whatever. There is exactly one vestige of its oldself on the menu. If you look really, really hard, you’ll find a listing for a bowl of chili. Blah. I want my Chili’s Trip burger or a Rojo Burger. I want a basket of fries that were actually cut and fried on premises piled so high that I need Tenzig Norgay to help scale it, I want to sit on the porch getting looped on rita’s so cold that you get a brain freeze. I want my Chili’s back.

09
Jan
08

Sink Rosie

Ya just can’t make this stuff up. Embattled Harris County DA, Chuck Rosenthal, Rosie to his friends, has once again promised not to run for election after he was caught flinging with his admin, sending her love letters via county owned emails, and then trying to delete evidence after it was subpoenaed. But wait, there’s more. Check out this latest, reprinted in it’s entirerty from Click2Houston:

The latest batch of e-mails from the District Attorney’s county computer includes some shocking videos, personal messages and jokes, KPRC Local 2 reported Tuesday. One of messages was a racial joke about President Bill Clinton, attributed to a Canadian TV show, forwarded by Chuck Rosenthal to his friend Dr. Sam Siegler. “The closest thing we ever had to having a black man as president,” the e-mail read. “Number 1 – He played the sax. Number 2 – He smoked weed. Number 3 – He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him? his wife works, and he doesn’t! And, he gets a check from the government each month.” Rosenthal was unavailable for comment. KPRC Local 2 also unable to contact Siegler, but his wife talked. Siegler’s wife is prosecutor Kelly Siegler, one of four Republican candidates running in the primary to replace Rosenthal. She won the top spot on the party’s ballot on Tuesday. “I haven’t seen them to know if they offensive to people or not,” Kelly Siegler said. “My husband cusses like a sailor. He has crude humor to put it mildly. I have no idea what all jokes he sends or receives all day. I can just say he’s self-employed. It’s his computer. It’s his office. It’s his time.” The e-mail files also contained racy videos and photos, some of which were pornographic. It is unclear who sent them. The chairman of the Harris County Republican Party said he thinks Rosenthal should step down. “He needs to resign,” Jared Woodfill said. “It’s past pulling his name off the ballot now. He needs to resign.”  The e-mails were subpoenaed in a police brutality case against the Harris County Sheriff’s Office. Lloyd Kelley, one of the attorneys in that case, said some of the e-mails showed criminal conduct by Rosenthal. Kelley said he wants a special prosecutor appointed to investigate.