Archive for January 8th, 2008

08
Jan
08

USB Conflict

I didn’t even have the courage to find out how much… Dynamism.com

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08
Jan
08

Fake Trees

I’m sure that this is pretty much popping up everywhere in the blogosphere… Meticulously crafted steel trees. I can maybe understand “planting” one where water is an uber expensive resource. BUt anywhere else… why not just plant a tree?

08
Jan
08

All 9 Lives

NAMPA, Idaho – A cat picked the wrong place to come in from the cold, and caused a power outage that blacked out more than 12,000 homes and businesses. The cat entered an electrical substation, snuggled up to a warm transformer and contacted a live circuit, causing a short that blew out nine feeder lines Monday afternoon, Idaho Power officials said. Service was restored in less than three hours to most customers, including City Hall where the lights came on in time for a City Council meeting, utility spokesman Dennis Lopez said. The outage also disabled traffic lights in the city of about 77,000 people. Temporary stop signs were set up at affected intersections and about 15 police officers were assigned to direct and monitor traffic. Police Lt. Eric Skoglund said he didn’t know of any accidents that could be blamed on the outage.

The short circuit killed the cat.

One life for each feeder line, eh?

08
Jan
08

I’m So Rich

 

It seems as though these past few hours have shown that my luck is boundless. You see, I’ve won several lotteries and am the beneficiary of several foreign business transactions that have broken down.

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    snsbankrem@netbusiness.com wants me to know that I have won 1,000,000.00 in a Netherlands email lotto program
  • lazio.beau01@yahoo.com.hk of The Fondation de France (FDF) informs me that I am just one of 100 recipients chosen to receive a yearly donation of $1,350,000.00US.
  • vodafonefudiciaryconsultant@hotmail.com , the “fuduciary” agent of Vodafone says that I have won 2,000,000.00GBP in a UEFA Champions League drawing.
  • songlile_private08@yahoo.com.hk, Song Lile of Hong Kong, is going to share with me and give me 30% of the $24,500,000.00US that Sadiq Uday stashed in his bank.
  • ecowas.claimsdeptoffice@yahoo.com.hk informs me that the Foundation Di Vittorio in West Africa has chosen me to receive a grant in the amount of $500,00.00US.
  • mail@bar-jennifer.law-firm.co.uk is pissed at me. She represents the trustees and executor of Late  Engr. Jurge Krugger. He left me $30,100,000.00US in his will and this is the third time she has tried to deliver the money.

Of course… I also have the opportunity to buy enough Viagra that spending my largess on all the hookers in Vegas should not be an issue.