Archive for January 1st, 2008

01
Jan
08

New Year’s Grope

Lets face it… flying in coach is not fun. Flying in coach from DC to Seattle is even less fun (let’s not even try trans-oceanic travel in coach…). The air is stale, the “meals” paltry, the seats uncomfortable and set too close, and the steady din nearly unbearable. Toss in an arm rest hog or somebody who is hygenically challenged and you get a sure recipe for disaster. About the best you can hope for is to sleep from start to finish. Unfortunately, you should probably stay awake. Especially if you are flying with Michael Holland. He likes groping women on planes while they sleep. And I’m pretty sure that the rest of the folks on the New Year’s Eve flight were oh so delighted that the flight had to divert to Pittsburgh so that this fart blossom could be yanked off the plane.

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