Archive for December 22nd, 2007

22
Dec
07

Football vs Law? Football -13.5

Justice may be blind, but it also knows to get the hell out of the way of a college football championship game. A Louisiana judge has granted a motion to postpone a trial in Louisiana that was scheduled to start the same day LSU is playing for the national title against Ohio. The attorney representing the defense has tickets to the game in New Orleans and has also rented out the second floor of a Bourbon Street bar for a little pre-game warm-up. Presumambly, the judge who granted the postponement is an LSU fan (LSU is based in Baton Rouge, as is the trial venue).

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22
Dec
07

NSFW Problem Solving Flowchart

Pretty much covers everything, eh?

22
Dec
07

A Use For Newspapers

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No, this didn’t happen yesterday. It actually happened on December 14th. The Lewiston Tribune (of Lewiston, Idaho) ran this front page. One husky guy in a blue and black coat decorating a shop window… one husky guy in a blue and black coat swiping a wallet from the Zip Trip. VeryShortList gets the credit for allowing the world to play detective. Yes, he was caught. No, stupidity isn’t on the list of charges… And I’m guessing the Production Editor of the fish wrap is not in line for a Crime Stoppers reward.

22
Dec
07

I Am Superman!

 

I so need my very own Lobster Eye X-Ray Imaging Device (LEXID). It can see through walls, boxes and clothes! I mean, I know about all the bizarre cancers that I’ll be causing in my neighbors, but I might be good with that if the pictures are sharp enough…