Papers Please!

The United States has now joined the rest of the world. If you want to travel and get back in to the United States, you’ve got to have a Passport. That includes visits to Mexico, Bermuda, Canada, etc. No more flashing of a drivers license or a birth certificate. Gotta get yourself one of them Passports. You know, the new kind with the chip embedded in it so that they can track your every move from orbiting satellites. That same data stream that private detectives and hackers can break into and know when you’ve been cheating on your spouse (and where). Of course, the nefarious angles can be defeated by wrapping the Passport and your head in tin foil… or just not bringing the Passport to your tryst. Get your Passport here.


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