Recently Heard/Read

I’ve heard a few lines of late and they have stuck in my brain. Thought I’d share what struck me as memorable…

“When you turn on your car, does it return the favor?” Hot woman in a Cadillac commercial.

“You shouldn’t be allowed to put ketchup on a hot dog after you turn 18.” Texas Monthly

“I did not have sexual relations¬†with that woman.” Some ex-President of the US

“Y’all stand back… I’m not sure what this is gonna do…” Every kid and redneck playing with fire

“Whoa…” My neighbor, upon learning of his recent actions while in a state of inebriation.


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