Archive for September 26th, 2007

26
Sep
07

You Can’t Be This Stupid

So, as many folks secretly suspected, Michael Vick’s speech of contrition after pleading out on federal dog fighting charges was pretty much full of shit. He acknowledged that he made bad decisions and that he had found Jesus and had to get his life together. Apparently, getting it together involves testing positive for marijuana before sentencing takes place on his plea deal. It looks like it will have an impact on his current release status, as well. Vick posts get almost as much traffic as Britney’s hoochie, but this getting ridiculous. I think the two should hook up and share media tips…

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26
Sep
07

The Best Part of Waking Up

Is a perfect espresso. Image from Espressoporn.

26
Sep
07

Recently Heard/Read

I’ve heard a few lines of late and they have stuck in my brain. Thought I’d share what struck me as memorable…

“When you turn on your car, does it return the favor?” Hot woman in a Cadillac commercial.

“You shouldn’t be allowed to put ketchup on a hot dog after you turn 18.” Texas Monthly

“I did not have sexual relations¬†with that woman.” Some ex-President of the US

“Y’all stand back… I’m not sure what this is gonna do…” Every kid and redneck playing with fire

“Whoa…” My neighbor, upon learning of his recent actions while in a state of inebriation.