Archive for September 17th, 2007

17
Sep
07

Imagine: You’re Dead

So you’re dead. And they start the autopsy. And they start an incision on your face. Except you’re not dead. And you start bleeding… and you wake up because of the intense pain… Truth or fiction? Is this what we have to look forward to with universal health care?

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17
Sep
07

Breaking News: OJ Is Dumb!

The OJ has been booked and is being held without bail. Now an audio tape has been released of the alleged confrontation in Vegas.

“The thing in my mind as soon as I saw him, I’m thinking, ‘O.J., how can you be this dumb? You’re in enough trouble.'” – Bruce Fromong. My question would be “Why are you still smiling for mug shots?”

17
Sep
07

Ice Cold Sprite

Maybe coming soon to a UK store near you… Super cooling Sprite! Coca-Cola is considering the launch of revolutionary new packaging that will create ice inside a soft drink when it is opened. It is understood it is planning to use the technology to launch a “super cold” variant of Sprite that aims to extend its appeal to the urban youth.

Hmm… I like ice in my sodie pop (said in my best Sling Blade accent).