Archive for October 5th, 2006

05
Oct
06

Sweaty Balls

So we have conflict in the Middle East, a sex scandal in Congress, the Dow flirting with a new record… and NBA players are complaining that their balls aren’t as good as they used to be.

Shaq seems to be particularly upset about the latest development in ball handling in the NBA. Come on guys… get a grip!

05
Oct
06

Manioc?

Cuba has around 3,000 folks who have passed the 100 mark in age. Considering that the repressed island country’s population is around 11.2 million, that’s a good number. The story attributes the increased longevity to coffee, cigars, and sex, and also a food item called manioc. Maybe I can convince my wife that it will all help me live longer?

05
Oct
06

Should Have Gone With a Burkha

 

The Redd’s tried to talk their daughter out of getting married. Story. Instead of talking, though, they kidnapped her and find themselves facing criminal charges.

05
Oct
06

Sorry For The Delay

I was on the road at a pipe show and visiting with a friend. I’ve put several thousand miles on my car and can state with absolute certainty that every muscle in my body hurts. More blogging soon!