Moonwalking Hitler

Banned By Icanhascheezburger

Maybe the subject matter is a little intense for LOLCatz…

Vince Goes Solo (NSFW)

By now you have heard that the ever bombastic pitchman, Billy Mays, has passed away. Seems like it has been a bad week or three if you are a recognized celebrity. Billy was only 50, but his arch nemesis, Vince, of Shamwow! fame, will be the only shill that gets regular air play. So what if Vince took this new-found solo competition to say what he really wanted to say…

—-> Please be careful if you are at work! <—-

Many thanks to Cynical-C for lightening the mood…

Classic Comedy

I’m not that old… But I am also not that young. The late night TV variety show genre’ is populated with exactly one acceptable constituent: Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show. Everything else was just weird, uncomfortable and unsatisfying. Johnny is gone, Buddy Hackett is gone and now Ed McMahon is gone. But their comedy is still damn funny.

Green Eggs & Ham

A true SNL classic…

Ladies’ Night!

WASHINGTON—As part of his administration’s continued efforts to stimulate the economy and liven up a slow weeknight, President Obama announced today that, effective immediately, Tuesdays will be half-off for ladies nationwide. “It is imperative to our economic health that we inject capital wisely and get some blondes in here, preferably hot young ones,” said Obama, who submitted a proposal before Congress to increase tube-top usage by 200 percent. “We can only escape this recession with the full cooperation of the American people—so ladies, please, bring your girlfriends. When did this country turn into such a sausage fest?” According to estimates by the Department of the Interior, the first national Ladies’ Night will be attended by an estimated 117 million men and one bachelorette party.

Cat Care Providers Know

Fart Humor

What more can one say?

Texas Prom Time

Further proof that I am getting old: one of my daughters went to her first prom last night. I wasn’t so happy about the obligatory stand_against_the_front_door_with_your_date and pretend to smile flash photo, so I decided to do something a little bit more inspired. My daughter is a good sport. And for the recors, she did not really go to prom with a NAA Guardian .380 strapped to her ankle. That would have been illegal.

Black Men Can’t Shoot

No, I’m not trying to play the race card here (or maybe I am). It seems to me that the NBA has certainly evolved into a flash and sizzle league, woefully lacking in fundamentals. My kingdom for a shooter! Perhaps recruitment should take place in college frat houses populated with spoiled white boys that spend far too much time on beer?