Archive for July 8th, 2009

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Jul
09

But Can She Open a Beer With It?

A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

I once witnessed an “exotic” dancer opening long neck beer bottles with her butt. Not saying I’d drink that bottle if it was opened with either set of muscles, though…




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