Jackie Chan Is a Man

He does all his own stunts, has a sense of humor, and gets paid. A very nice compilation…

I Shot The Messenger

It’s true. He came right up to me with news from afar. I didn’t like the way he was dressed. I didn’t like the way his eyes looked. I didn’t like what he had to say. I didn’t like the way he smelled. I didn’t like the face that he didn’t use the sidewalk and walked across my lawn. I didn’t like the fact that he expected a tip. I really didn’t like the fact that he showed up after 7:00pm with no pork-laden pizza pie. So I shot him… I shot him down. I shot the messenger. But I did not shoot his general…

Shooting Blanks vs Brit’s Hoochie

One must assume that interest in Brit’s hoochie has declined over time. Sure, it used to generate stupendous amounts of traffic to this blog, but I guess the bloom (and the pubic hair) is off that rose. Now I am left to find another iconic post. A lightning rod that will generate at least a year’s worth of steady traffic. Somehow, I don’t think that the failure of the government of India to provide their Olympic athletes with ammunition to practice or compete is going to do it.