The corporate environment can be difficult and challenging. Being effective requires that one have excellent communication skills. Unfortunately, those skills are often hampered by political correctness and sensitivity issues. Here’s a few ways to say what’s on your mind without getting canned…
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.

INSTEAD OF: You don’t know what the f____ you’re doing.

TRY SAYING: She’s an aggressive go-getter.

INSTEAD OF: She’s a f___ing bit__.

TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.

INSTEAD OF: And when the f___do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING: I’m certain that isn’t feasible.

INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

TRY SAYING: REALLY?

INSTEAD OF: You’ve got to be sh___ing me!

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with…

INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh___.

TRY SAYING: I wasn’t involved in the project.

INSTEAD OF: It’s not my f___ing problem.

TRY SAYING: That’s interesting.

INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

TRY SAYING: I’m not sure this can be implemented.

INSTEAD OF: This sh__t won’t work.

TRY SAYING: I’ll try to schedule that.

INSTEAD OF: Why the f___didn’t you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING: He’s not familiar with the issues.

INSTEAD OF: He’s got his head up his a__.

TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?

INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

TRY SAYING: So you weren’t happy with it?

INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

TRY SAYING: I’m a bit overloaded at the moment.

INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I’m on salary.

TRY SAYING: I don’t think you understand.

INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.

INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?

INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

TRY SAYING: He’s somewhat insensitive.

INSTEAD OF: He’s a pr_ck.